I don’t think you’re an asshole, I KNOW you are one.
me as a teacher
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
I can’t stop laughing
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
- police: you're under arrest
- me: no i'm not
- police: shit
And I’ve heard you said one time, that I never even fucking cross your mind. And I guess I’ll act like that’s fine, but you should know that you cross mine all the time.