softerharmonies:

I don’t think you’re an asshole, I KNOW you are one.






ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher




regrettingandforgetting:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

I can’t stop laughing



angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”



guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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(Source: guy)



illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on



  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit


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abbamonster:

And I’ve heard you said one time, that I never even fucking cross your mind. And I guess I’ll act like that’s fine, but you should know that you cross mine all the time.